Legos

Let me pre-face this with: Every post on this blog has humor intended.

Now, with that said, LEGOS are quickly becoming my least favorite toy. I don't know who came up with Legos, or why... But I believe the main intent of Legos is to leave them all across bedroom or living room floors so that parents can step on them in the middle of the night, or morning, and feel the worst pain imaginable on the bottom of your foot.

So please... Explain to me why... When I took the kids clothes out of the washer and placed them into the drier... Legos fell out of the pockets of the clothes?!?!  They carry these around in their pockets now??  *sigh*

The only good point of this story - I can't step on them in the washing machine.  :-)

Our Very Own Picasso

Check me out! Didn't he did so well??  I think it resembles me.  :-)   Super cute!

"Look! I drew you!"

My iPad...

... used to look like this:

Now.... It looks like this:

And sometimes I get pop-ups like this:

A couple weeks ago, one of the twins came out of the bathroom with a huge smile on his face. "Jennifer, do you know what game I downloaded??"  Nope, no idea.  And he said, "Potty Time!"  What? What's potty time??  

Well, it's actually called "Toilet Time." And it's basically mini games to play in the bathroom.  I had no idea. No wonder why he was all smiles walking out of that bathroom!  

Why didn't I have Toilet Time when I was 7?? Man! 

Xbox

I need to learn how to operate the Xbox.

End of story.

Haha... This is appropriate!

The other night, while hanging with the boys... Phil had just told them it's time to go to bed... They just put their iPods on chargers and left the room... When I smelled it.

And I asked Phil, "Did you just fart?"  He said, "No, I'm sure the boys did just before they left the room."   :-)  Awesome. That's awesome.

So this is appropriate:

The "B" Word...

Last night while we were all sitting around watching TV, I think the word "breast" was mentioned on Family Guy. Now, I don't watch this show, I'm not familiar with it... But, it definitely got the living room talking.

"Breasts?"

"Chicken breasts?"

"What are breasts?"

"Is it bests?"

And then it came out loud and clear from one of the twins (the youngest in the room)...

"DO WE HAVE BREASTS???"  .... oh boy!

Phil and I just looked at each other and smiled/laughed about it, we didn't say anything.

The same twin then said, "Are you watching this? Do you want to go to the other room to watch TV?" ...  I said, "Nope. Yep."  So the twins and I went to the other TV room to watch a cooking show on Food Network.  :-)

How did I come up with this blog idea?

As I've mentioned in the "About" section of this blog, I have no kids.  I've been in previous relationships that involved children... But, not of this magnitude.

My boyfriend has five boys. Since I've been involved in their little lives, I've noticed something.  Each day or weekend that we have the boys, I come out with at least one funny story or two.

This blog is simply an outlet to tell those stories so everybody could have a laugh with me.