There's really no way to write about this topic. I don't even know what to title this blog.
I was just in the kitchen minding my own business when I hear, "Jennifer?"... Where did that come from? Ah, it came from the bathroom... "Jennifer? Can you come here?"
"Sure buddy, what's up?"
It was the youngest one... He said, "I didn't make it to the bathroom on time and I..." and he rattled off. But basically, he pooped his pants.
Oh boy... Phil was at basketball practice with one of the other boys.
I had to do this.
I'm 35 with no kids. I've never changed a diaper. I've never wiped a butt.
Until today.
No... I didn't puke.
I actually had a really hard time trying not to laugh at the entire situation. And when I say "entire situation"... I don't mean him pooping his pants at all... I mean me, trying to clean this mess up without a clue what to do!
Luckily, he seemed to know what to do, so he was cleaned up, changed clothes, and back to playing with his brothers in no time.
Phew!
I was just in the kitchen minding my own business when I hear, "Jennifer?"... Where did that come from? Ah, it came from the bathroom... "Jennifer? Can you come here?"
"Sure buddy, what's up?"
It was the youngest one... He said, "I didn't make it to the bathroom on time and I..." and he rattled off. But basically, he pooped his pants.
Oh boy... Phil was at basketball practice with one of the other boys.
I had to do this.
I'm 35 with no kids. I've never changed a diaper. I've never wiped a butt.
Until today.
No... I didn't puke.
I actually had a really hard time trying not to laugh at the entire situation. And when I say "entire situation"... I don't mean him pooping his pants at all... I mean me, trying to clean this mess up without a clue what to do!
Luckily, he seemed to know what to do, so he was cleaned up, changed clothes, and back to playing with his brothers in no time.
Phew!
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