Friday, May 13, 2016

I have toothpaste... where??

This morning, I was doing my hair... getting ready for the day.

I set my brush down by the sink (as usual) and then started brushing my hair again without thinking.

When I set the brush down again, I saw it. The back of the brush. The black of the plastic brush looked like it had melted. Of course, I touched it, trying to figure it out.

Toothpaste. It was TOOTHPASTE.

Crap. Where did this come from??

I look at the sink and there's blue stuff next to it. Shit. I laid my brush down in TOOTHPASTE.

Throughout the day today... I found toothpaste ALL.OVER.MY.HEAD.

Gross. Toothpaste. In my hair. 



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